A bird in the bag is worth two on the beach

[koljo]

A bird in the bag is worth two on the beach!

[ian johnstone]

I see she's called 'Doris' - very nice mate!

[koljo]

Yes, mate, she is very nice indeed. There are two stories here - one is about the cock up I made with posting this picture, and the other is about the boat herself. As you may have noticed, I attached the wrong picture for my intended joke with the two birds on the beach which I could not bag. The joke was obviously a flop or considered over the top as it got no reactions at all.
As for Doris, my lovely little ship, I bought her from a German guy who had named her after his wife. By coincidence, my wife is called Dorotea, which is as close a name as you can get to Doris, which in turn was my late mother-in-law's name.